Evil Brett Lee
Brett Lee - evil
Here is a list of things that Brett Lee likes to do in his spare time, in no particular order:
- Tear the heads off of children’s teddy bears
- Laugh uncontrollably whenever he sees people fall over
- Dive into parking spaces just ahead of other drivers who got there first
- Send people to the wrong end of town when they ask for directions
- Engage English people he’s never met in conversation whilst on public transport
- Shatter the dreams of small island nations just when they had dared to believe
Brett Lee is an evil, evil man. If he were a bus driver he would slam the door in your face and drive off laughing.
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