How to win the Ashes Step 5
Today we examine a crucial area for any team wishing to be successful against Australia – defending against their tactic of being rather unkind about you (or sledging, as some like to call it)
- Send your squad for a course in psychology in order to build their mental strength. Ensure that they are all familiar with the befuddling Australian tactic of being “vulgar and unpleasant bounders” during the hours of play, and then “fine, sociable fellows” off the field. Identify any sensitive souls beforehand and enrol them in “mental disintegration boot camp”.
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