The Ashes: Australian cheating
In his dodgy dossier, Justin Langer talks about the English looking for somewhere to point the finger when things go wrong. Now, we have our Headingley scapegoats.
The Australian Fanatics have taken responsibility for the early morning fire-alarm at the England team hotel, which presaged their batting colapse later that day.
Yes it was one of our guys who did it as a bit of a prank…We’ve all had a big laugh and it might have made a difference to the way they batted
This shocking admission just goes to show that Australian’s will go to any lengths to avoid defeat, even (gasp) cheating. And that after all the fingers they pointed at England after their time-wasting at Cardiff, and the Strauss “catch”.
So, Australia, if this is how it’s going to be, prepare to listen to 60 years of English squealing of the type we had to endure after bodyline. Prepare for retribution down under unless we have a formal apology. Prepare yourselves to deal with the ECB threat to withdraw from all future Ashes tours without your formal agreement that this sort of behaviour is just not cricket.
We will not stand for this sort of thing. A team of crack-pranksters are now in training in a secret camp just outside Worksop. Cheating hypocrites, you have been warned.
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